Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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