If that was your dad, he is hot
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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