butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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