Whod you bang
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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