my mouth tastes like poor choices
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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