:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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