I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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