There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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