I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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