I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
