oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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