Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
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