i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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