chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You can make out without kissing
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The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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