i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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