Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
