i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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