Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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