Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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