hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
