She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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