I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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