I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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