Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
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