Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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