i think my tv is drunk
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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