Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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