idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
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