Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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