My friends, they love my intelligence
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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