he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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