The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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