someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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