What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
