Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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