y did u give ur computer a hand job?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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