Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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