so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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