there was a trapeze. enough said
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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