kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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