So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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