And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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