I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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