Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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