god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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