Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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