You really coming over, don't trick.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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