I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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