chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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