Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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