spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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