how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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