You're my little dorito
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
are you so shy because you have an std?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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