return my video game
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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