I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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